Spike.com has named these seven porn stars you can take home to mom on their site. Here’s some of the article. The full article is available here.

Spike.com’s ‘7 Porn Stars You Can Take Home To Mom’

In short order:

7. Lisa Ann
6. Stormy Daniels
5. Savanna Samson
4. Sunny Leone
3. Sasha Grey
2. Jessica Drake
1. Stoya

Personally I would just like to take home Lisa Ann, who gives a damn if she meets mom or not

Not once, not twice, but three times within a single month a Colorado man attempted to dupe the same exact adult novelty store into handing him porn DVDs. His impressively bald faced justification was to claim them as his right as a “porn inspector.”

“Porn Inspector” Demands Free Videos

But with skills like this, why is this chick working at Taco Bell?

VIERA, Fla. — A judge here is using YouTube to punish two boys who used the video-sharing website for a prank that ended with battery and criminal mischief charges against them.

The prank, known as “fire in the hole,” has become common in the past year. It happened July 25 to fast-food worker Jessica Ceponis at the drive-through of the Taco Bell in Merritt Island, about 50 miles east of Orlando.

Ceponis handed a carload of teens their soft drinks. When she returned to the drive-through window to give them their change, they yelled, “Fire in the hole!” hurled a 32-oz. cup of soda and ice at Ceponis and sped off.

Judge orders teens to post apology on YouTube

I guess we should be grateful he didn’t work in the prophylactic division…

CINCINNATI – The man who designed the Pringles potato crisp packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic cans.

Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati, his family said. He was 89.

Pringles can designer buried in his work

CARSON CITY, Nev. — On the heels of announcements from at least three airlines that they’ll be charging passengers new fees to carry on luggage, the Bunny Ranch brothel has unveiled a promotion designed to offset travelers’ financial woes.

Starting June 15, American Airlines will charge passengers $15 for their first piece of luggage and $25 for their second piece. The Bunny Ranch promotion will pay visitors back that first $15.

Bunny Ranch Offers Baggage Fee Credit to Travelers

LOS ANGELES — Heatwave Entertainment has been hit with a $1 million suit from a Los Angeles man who claims the studio tricked him into participating in a 2002 video filmed by director Jim Powers.

Morrison said the employees got him drunk and asked him to watch other partygoers have sex. At press time, it was unclear whether Morrison signed a consent form

L.A. Man Files $1M Suit Over Heatwave’s ‘Nikki the Nymph’